SS teacher: Elizabeth-sensei...
JTE who has been sitting next to me and translating for the past two hours: Well, I'll just let you young people talk then! Bye-bye!
ALT: D:
SS teacher: So, you have boyfriend?
ALT: That question AGAIN?
PE teacher: Don't listen to him. He is monster!
SS teacher: No! I am safety! Eh? Safety?
PE teacher: Idiot, that's "anshin." (to ALT) He is liar.
SS teacher: I am... truth! Look into my eyes!
ALT: Do you know the word "creepy"?
SS teacher: No! What means?
ALT: Maybe..... kimochiwarui?
(SS teacher falls on floor moaning in despair at his emasculation while PE teacher points and laughs. Curtain.)
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